...here's one final post before I go away for a little while (yes, Reid, you had something to do with this post. I know you want to read something.)

We'll just consider this list Top Ten #11. It will be the only set of lists with one extra. (Maybe. After all, nothing is set in stone.)
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THE TOP TEN THINGS NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT ANYMORE

10.) GameCube - No one remembers the system itself. Only the games. (my theory is: "If you put a handle on something, Nintendo, people are going to think it's a toy.)

9.) The world - After all, everyone seems to believe it's ending in three years. Let me share with you the truth. On December 21, 2012, Wal-Mart will reveal that IT made up the Doomsday in an attempt to sell millions of "survival kits" (which contain "food" that is really made from yak hair).

8.) The GameBoy - It was built like a brick, solid as a brick, heavy as a...let's face it. It WAS a brick. One story even tells of an overseas soldier's gameboy that survived a huge explosion. Now THAT'S a quality system. (We Found Data: The GameCube can survive falling out of a car trunk at 70 mph. NOW who's the toy?!?!)

7.) KISS - They're a fantastic band, but in today's time everyone seems to only care about rap artists. Here's a suggestion: Attend a KISS Alive 35 performance near you. You will be changed by night's end. (Also: During the Little Rock, AR performance, Tommy Thayer shot down some of the lighting with fireworks. Intentional: NO. Hilarious: YES)

6.) Borderlands - 85 Bazillion guns doesn't make the game. GAMEPLAY makes the game. It's not as good as they say it is. I'm sorry.

5.) NES - It was the original gaming system to have. Nowadays it's unplayable to a lot of people. Here's another theory: If it doesn't contain sex, violence, gore, language, and isn't rated M, it's not a good game, apparently. (Don't say I'm not right. Local 8-year-olds in my area asked for Grand Theft Auto 4 for Christmas)

4.) Rent - It's a horrible musical. End. Of. Story.

3.) Reading - The only amount of reading I see many teens doing is the text on their cell phones. (Study: More than half the population carries a cellphone to the restroom rather than a book. Every word of that is true.)

2.) Dane Cook - Making a lot of movement onstage DOES NOT make you funny. BEING FUNNY makes you funny. Dane Cook, you are not.

1.) Jay Leno - Every night at nine people gather around the TV and watch Jay Leno try (yes, that's a Family Guy quote). And it's true! I haven't laughed at a thing on the Jay Leno show in years. What are we going to do about this problem? (I've heard from good sources that giving up is quite rewarding...)

J.G.Tacker